1: If anyone disagrees with you, they should:
a: Be arrested by Homeland security.
b: Be sent to a re-education camp.
c: Be investigated by the new IRS agents.
d: All of the above.
2: More people on govenenment programs means:
a: A booming economy.
b: More votes for democrats.
c: A balanced budget.
d: All of the above.
3: Where does money come from?
a: Bernanke just prints it when I tell him to.
b: The rich people who stole it from the poor people.
c: Taxes.
d: China
4: How often did you visit gay bath houses when you were a state senator in Illinois ?
a: Every night.
b: Once a week.
c: I will check with Rahm Emanuel and get back to you on that.
d: Not as much as I wanted to.
5: What type of person will you consider for Secretary of State?
a: A lesbian
b: A fake war hero.
c: Someone who lied to the American people on national TV.
d: A rich liberal politician who tried to evade taxes.
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